Their shields are down, so let's split up.
-Okay, you hit 'em high, while I-- -On it!
C'mon, Ally.
Hi-yah!
Dream team!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Who's the best bird in the universe? You are! Yes, you are!
Nice work, ya digital dodo.
Hey, Mitch, we took out that drone swarm for ya!
Yay. You ganked a few minions.
You want a cookie for following orders?
Whoa!
Haneesh, give Zahra a boost!
- On it! - Speed boost!
Hi-yah!
Now back off and let me finish her.
Uh, what about its splash radius?
That was an order.
Okay, then.
Boosh!
Glitch contained.
Whoa!
Haneesh and Zahra were so cool out there.
-Why don't you go talk to 'em? -Uh, I don't know.
I don't even know what I'd say.
Just say...
"Hi, you're p. cool."
You can do it!
Uh, hi!
Hey, what's up?
Um, I just wanted to say, uh...
You guys are p. cool.
Aw, thanks, High Fly!
See ya.
"High Fly"?
Hey, look at the bright side.
They almost knew your name.
Whoa!
Mitch's raid team is killing it on the leaderboards.
What is the secret to rankings like those?
Well, being that a team's only as good as its leader...
I'd say their secret... is me!
Diagnosis: you have contracted a nano flu.
Quarantine is required.
Wait! What?
Techs, get over here!
Okay, here's the download.
We've got four team-based multiplayer glitches
attempting to establish control points in the abandoned Fun Land theme park.
So we need an opposing raid team to go in there and take control.
Since our usual raid leader is dying, apparently...
I'm dying?
Technically, all humans are!
...I'm gonna need someone else to take the lead on this.
So, who's it gonna be?
Whoa. No, not me, boss. Done it. Didn't dig it. Zahra?
Dumped all my stats into support skills, so...
I'll do it!
Uh... ah, that's great.
You'll be responsible for tactics, team management,
updating mission parameters and--
Okay, I'm bored.
Hey! What about Five? He loves all that stuff you just said.
Uh, sure. I mean, I could lead.
Brain like a turtle, confidence like a lizard!
-A'ight. -Cool.
Well, we're countin' on ya, new guy.
Don't mess it up.
Okay, Five, just have fun and show 'em what you can do.
No sweat.
-Oh, there's sweat. -Aah!
There's a butt-ton of sweat.
Ew.
My team has topped the leaderboards four weeks running,
and I am not about to let you ruin our streak.
Just how do you expect to lead my team to another flawless victory?
I was just gonna... try my best.
Your best?
If you want Haneesh and Zahra to respect you the way they respect me,
you can't show any weakness.
You give the orders. They follow them.
-Got it? -Aah!
-But aren't they more experienced? -Yeah, at following their leader.
So, unless you want them to panic out there,
make sure that when they're looking at you, they're seeing me.
Boosh!
Who knows what really happens when a video game starts to glitch?
♪ Here come the Glitch Techs They know what to do ♪
♪ They got the tech They got the moves ♪
♪ Glitch Techs They're the wrecking crew ♪
♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
♪ Glitch Techs When a glitch is loose ♪
♪ They'll wipe them out Old school or new ♪
♪ Glitch Techs Always coming through ♪
♪ To solve the problem ♪
♪ Glitch Techs Whoa! ♪
♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
Hey, we're here!
I mean, uh... Oops.
Nailed it.
So, where is fearless leader?
I don't know. He said he'd meet us here as soon as he got...
uh... changed?
All right, listen up. The glitched game we are dealing with
is a team-based online multiplayer called Oversight Squadrons.
Any glitch entities in the area may be in assault mode,
so Zahra will stealth ahead for a report
while the rest of us maintain a defense perimeter.
Any questions?
I've narrowed them down to one.
Can I touch that hair?
-Zahra, carry out the order. -You got it, new guy.
Whoa!
Zahra, report. What do you see?
In position.
Streaming now.
No defenses. No resistance.
The opposition cowers at our presence.
You guys reading this?
Loud and clear.
I'll have this planet conquered in less than a femtosecond.
Look, Tank. They've left maps to their base just lying around.
The fools.
According to this, we have successfully breached... Marshmallow Mountain!
Marshmallow Mountain!
Mountain... Mountain...
- Mecha, engage the control rod! - On it!
Control point taken.
Mecha, you will guard this capture point
as I lead us to our next point of conquest...
Uh... Ooh!
Slippy Slide Island!
Island... Island...
Confirming a four-glitch assault team took their first capture point, so...
Yep, already hatching a tactical plan.
Okay, but just FYI,
the tough thing about multiplayer glitches is you can't--
Yeah, yeah, it's cool. I know what I'm doing.
Now, this is a two-part plan, so listen up.
First, we take out that control rod.
Destroy the rod! Got it, Cap!
Wait, Miko!
Oh, um... Follow me!
I'm comin' for you, rod!
Chickens? I hate chickens!
Control point lost.
Stay still.
Hasta la vista.
Ah, enchilada.
Defense formation!
Shields? I hate shields!
Techs, return fire!
Come on!
That was awesome, you guys! Good plan, Five.
And who's still my butt-kickin' birdie, huh?
You are!
Ah! Not now, Ally.
Miko, can I talk to you for a second?
What's up? Are we telling secrets?
I'm trying to lead this team,
and you rushed off before I could finish explaining the plan.
Oh, sorry. But no big deal, right?
You led, I co-led, and we busted up that rod!
Dream team!
This isn't the dream team right now.
This is a mission, and only one of us can be leading it. Okay?
Um, okay.
Good talk.
Control point taken.
Hmm. What primitive weaponry is this?
Uh, it's water!
A torture device!
I like it.
Sir! It was an ambush.
I hate ambushes!
-Boundaries! -Ow!
There is a defending team. They took our control point.
Change of plans, maggots. We've got some payback to deliver.
Okay, guys, now we took back a control point,
but still have a team of four multiplayer glitches to frag out there.
You can't just defeat them--
Miko and I will pull aggro
from that rhino guy...
...while Zahra takes flank.
With Haneesh as support, we converge on their big ugly leader,
and then... boom!
Go on.
What comes after boom?
Oh, nerds.
Zahra, can you give us some cover?
In 31 different flavors.
Do it!
Aah!
What?
After them, cretins!
Run? That was your plan?
This ride is uber cheesy, you guys.
They're panicking, just like Mitch said they would.
Admit it, Five,
you don't know what you're--
No. You can do this. They're all counting on you.
Okay, just keep it together, guys. We can take those glitches down.
Actually, they can't be just--
I'm the leader! Everybody, into the boat. Now!
Out of the way, you idiots!
Move, now! Into the tunnel!
-Haneesh, give me another speed boost! -Okay, boss, you got it.
After them!
They shall pay for disrespecting the new king of Marshmallow Mountain!
Shield!
Haneesh!
You guys clear out. I'm gonna take them on!
By yourself? That's cuckoo!
Quit dominating the meta-game and let us help!
I'm the leader. I don't need help. I give the orders. You follow them.
Yes, sir.
You think you'll outgun me with your tiny baby glove?
Nope. I don't have to outgun you.
-What? -I just have to outsmart you.
What the...
Oh, nerds! Oh, nerds! Oh, nerds!
After him!
Missiles incoming.
Got ya!
-Huh? -No!
I got you, buddy!
Control point taken.
Whoo-hoo!
- Nice, Miko! - Well done.
Get out of here, Ally.
What's your problem, Miko?
Um, I'm sorry, I think you meant to say...
"Thanks for saving my butt."
I had that guy where I wanted him! You disobeyed a direct order.
Hey, uh, guys--
You should hear yourself! What? Did you get bitten by a Mitch-pire?
Blah! I want to lead your team!
Seriously, you guys.
Everything's a joke to you.
Me?
Have you even looked in a mirror lately, or do Mitch-pires not have reflections?
Earthlings!
Your resistance is more formidable than anticipated.
But a planet is only as strong as their leader,
so it is you who I challenge...
to a deathmatch!
-You know what? I accept! -Hoo, boy.
Actually, they can't be just... Okay.
Boosh!
Aah!
You missed!
Game over, scrublord!
At least that's one down.
Who wants to be next?
Player has respawned.
They can respawn?
Uh, that's what I've been trying to tell you, boss man.
-But how? -That's how, alpha dog.
Oh, man.
You guys were trying to tell me, but I wasn't listening.
So, what do we do?
No! Guys!
Huh?
Yes. Look at your team and how far you've led them.
Now, then, who were you calling a scrublord?
Well, this underwear's done for.
Plant the remaining control rods. Guard them and await orders.
Control point taken.
The gauntlet signal's weak.
Must be a dampening field.
This is totally my fault.
I gotta do something to get 'em out.
Ally!
Wait! Ally, don't go!
Who's the greatest bird in the galaxy?
You are.
That's right. You're a pretty bird, aren't you?
Oh!
You really are a good bird.
And I've been a crummy leader.
Five?
Shh.
You're the greatest and best glitch-bird
ever invented.
And you are--
Sorry for getting you all into this mess.
I just wanted you guys to respect me like you respect Mitch.
But the truth is, I'm nothing like him.
Like we respect Mitch?
That guy is the worst. Who told you we respected him?
He did.
It's okay, you goof. I couldn't stay mad at this face anyway.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
So, what's the plan, Cap?
Hey, don't look at me. I am now open to suggestions.
Okay, we need to take out their spawn site,
but that rezzer ship is a real big daddy.
It's gonna take something more powerful than our gauntlet blasts.
Uh, yes, Haneesh?
These control rods they've been using are full of powerful glitch energy.
If I hack them, I could redirect the output
so we could use them to take down the ship.
-He really likes hacking. -I really like hacking.
Me and Zahra can each take back a rod,
but someone's gotta keep those glitches busy while we do it.
Oh, I'll keep them distracted.
- Dream team! - Ha ha! Dream team!
Yeah, not saying that.
Control point taken.
Ah, my victory is almost complete.
What the...
Hey, scrublord! We're back, and this time we're taking all of you out.
Impressive. I admire your bravery.
After all, it's four against one.
Oh, no, it's not four against one.
It's four against Five.
But there's only one of him.
Let's rumble!
Ooh! Too slow!
Oh, nerds.
Five's holding aggro, so the rest is up to us.
-Ready? -You know I'm good.
I almost got this rod cracked.
Just adding a little more techno to the babble here,
and...
Yes! This pup's modded! Uploading the code to you guys now.
Smashing? I love smashing!
Come on, Five. You've got this, buddy.
What are they doing?
Tank, his team may be doing something to the control rods.
Quiet! Nobody asked you!
Did you really think Team Enter Name would be defeated so easily?
"Team Enter Name"?
Ha ha! Glitches.
Come here, you pixie!
What kind of leader are you?
The kind who relies on his team.
Now!
Oh, nerds.
Yeah! We did it!!
-Ha ha! Dream team! -Dream team!
Okay, what they said.
Great job, High Five. And, hey... mad respect.
That was... v. cool.
They knew my name!
And to think, I knew you before you were a big shot.
So, looks like you didn't completely muck it up, newbie.
You know what, Mitch?
You never needed to worry about your precious score.
Your team is amazing.
-Accurate. -Aw, thanks, Five.
Today was so fun, I'm thinkin' maybe I should lead the next mission.
-What do ya think, Mitch? -Yeah!
We should start a rotation.
What? What?
Gotta go. Feel better. 'Kay, bye!
Come back here!
Ya done good, Cap.
But from now on,
I give the orders around here.
-Boo-oosh! -Aah!
My partner's been bitten by a Mitch-pire!
Boosh!
That is not what I sound like!